yo whazz upp? so, u gt' dat cavity outta ur pro photo kool.n'da background is also good.so wt' da hell r u doin' dese hlidys?

hey, r those teeth ur's in pro photo
LOL!!

Oh SSHHHIIIT!!

check ur e mail id

dupatta tera nau rang da HAIII ni mera dil mangda!!

yo yo yo wats up asshole

Hi, I lost my brand new Natraj HB pencil with a rubber attached. The pencil costs Rs.3/. If u forward this msg I will get one paisa from yahoo. If you have heart and want to help a poor child in need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends. Please don't neglect. Otherwise my mom will scold me. If you forward it then your life will change for ever (u will get one pack of sketch pens and an apsara non-dust eraser within 3 days). Do NOT delete this message otherwise greek gods will get angry with you and your life will be pencil-less forever. Good Luck will come to you for wasting time
(This is a tribute to all the fwdd scraps..) hahhahahahhaha..lol

anisha's newcomer LOL!!

how da hell u got so many five's and scraps.HUH??

dont u know any other word than yo???

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.